What’s Wrong With Jeff

by: Mike & Mary Salvatore

Jeff Hopkins is a weird guy. Maybe a little too weird… In this issue, The Voice is going to get to the bottom of what’s so weird about Jeff Hopkins.

Have you noticed any strange behaviours coming from Jeff Hopkins?

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Andrew Walleeeeeeeeeen
He dropped his pants in the sack today.

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Jordan Vetro
I’m not at liberty to say.

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Amanda Gray
I can’t say some of them. I might get in trouble.

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Laurie Winfeld
I don’t see him that often. Hiding out in his room, though that’s not strange.

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Mark McDermott
[Raising eyebrows repeatedly]. Much like the Simpsons, the hair is taking over. His hair has a will of its own.

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Curtis Healy
Odors are not behaviours.

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Jason Green Shirt
Yes. He’s been shaving.

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Amanda Grierson
No.

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Caleb Neumeister
I have noticed him growing a tail.

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Matt Winger
There is a lot of werid language being written on his door. A language he has never heard of. A lot of commotion in his room when the door is closed.

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Stephanie Vincent
Not anymore than usual.

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