For the first issue, we stray from the traditional question format, and ask our year’s SLT to “say anything!”

Brandon Meyers: President: “Whatever happened to preparations A-G?”

Amanda Gray: Vice President: “This is freaking me out!”

Stephanie Vincent:Finance Officer: “The Purple Monkey is flying through the air, in his blue and pink flower jet”

Sarah Capeling: Administrative Officer: “This is all my fault!”

Ben Ahrens: Vending and Fundraising Coordinator: “I have no idea where I am”

Stefanie Parsons: MTF Coordinator:”If all else fails, eat a doughnut.”

Jordan Vetro: Publications Editor: “As if you really want to hear anything else I have to say.”

Christina Fisher: Spiritual Life Coordinator: “Being spiritual is a lot like being yourself. . . only more spiritual.”

John Hamill: Recreation Coordinator: “Narf!”

Daniel Sage: Social Concerns Coordinator: “No Comprende Senior.”

Jason Edgar: Encouragement Officer: “It is important that we nurse injured squirrels back to health in our rooms”

Tabitha Rozeluk: RA Lower Lehman: (In Response to Mr. Edgar) “Fish… in a bowl.” (with actions, see Tabitha for these)

Jason Edgar (as a re-response to Miss Rozeluk) “Oh nuts.”

Tim Chester: RA, Upper Lehman: “This is for the Voice isn’t it?”

Angel Taylor: RA, Upper Wideman: “beep, beep, beeeeeeep.”

Drew Peterson: RA, Lower Wideman: Weddings are manly

Jeff Hopkins: RA, Lower Warder: “Deep Watermelon.” (A deep quote from Jeffery Hopkins)

Brittany Rice: RA, Upper Warder: “Whoo-hoo!”