by: Jordan Vetro

As I move about our campus, I see so many bright minds, ready to thrive in the post-educational world. Cunning minds, ready minds, silly minds. So I decided to go forward and ask some of our great students what such incredible minds would do in a place of authority. This week’s question is: What would you do in the position of EBC president?

[As you shall very quickly notice, our camera problems continue... so I have decided to opt for a temporary alternative. We hope you enjoy it.]

Howie Allen
Bring in more special needs people so they can grow closer to God.

Brian Blake
I would charge students money so that I could have a budget so that I could actually do stuff. Don’t write “ so that I could actually do stuff” I really meant so that I can do some really great things, really big things for the students.

Jamie Knight
One word… Dictatorship.

Simona Grigore
No comment

Wesley Hague
I would introduce 12 courses on cleaning dishes

Jason Edgar
I wish not to answer that question. Nor be cited for it. You evil evil man.

Curtis Healy
That is so complicated a question for me. That’s not my answer!!! Jordan WHY!?

Tabitha Rozeluk
I would resign. If I became president of EBC I would allow myself to be misquoted (This is a misquote)

Abby Woods

I would be happy – But I’m not coming back next year… so meh.

Dan Cook
Get rid of the SLT cult Change the building plan so that there is some hot tub somewhere, and wear a suit every day.

Johanna Snieder
I would get rid of smoke in the kitchens which causes the fire alarm to go off. (see Brian Blake)

Andrew Walleeen

First I’d bring back the stubby beer bottle, make it legal to keep them on campus, and then make a law that anyone caught drinking from a stubby beer bottle would be shot.

Amanda Gray 

I would install a swimming pool and hot tub in the building.
Andrew Wallin: No wait, wait, you’re supposed to install a recording studio.
Amanda Gray: All right, a recording studio and gym and have it finished by next semester.
Andrew Wallin: Actually put recording studio on mine too. Recording studio and stubby beer bottle.
Amanda Gray: This is going into the Voice.
Andrew Wallin: Who cares. Nobody reads the Voice.
Jordan types: (Andrew Wallin spontaneously combusts… and dies.)
Andrew Wallin: There goes your last reader.

Dan Sage

I would make Shoppers 24 hours again – NO! – I will build a 24 hour Shoppers on campus along with Twice the Deal pizza, Tim Hortons and Crabby Joes!
Amanda Gray says: But NO! That’s dumb!