In this writer’s opinion, I would have to agree with Curtis’ idea of fishing. However, the gold would go to Darryl Choronzey of the TV show Gone Fishin’.

James Fretz

Julie-Anne Wideman: “Mark McLimont because he has awesome skills”

Greg Brightman: “Andrew Gabriel… why not?”

Bart Eisen: “John Schuit, so I can access his brain”

Katelyn Mast (No Photo): “Janet Collins because she is awesome, fantastic and amazing”

Amanda Grierson (who wished not to be photographed): “Helen, because she gets to interact with everybody and she is super nice”

Wesley Hague (no picture): “John Schuit, to have his vast knowledge and his sense of humour”

Mike Wilson: “Bobschubrett (a combination of Bob Edwards, John Schuit and Brett Andrews. Mike could not come to a conclusion)”

Jesse Goulet: “Tim Grace, so I could rule the world, get all the chicks and it would be all my fault”

Jessie Golem: “Mark McLimont, cuz he’s my hero!”

Steve Veerasammy: “Schuit, he’s a genius!”

Mark McLimont (no picture, so here’s a hammer to represent him!) “I would have to be Tim Grace for 2 days. It would take longer than one day to fully access his brain.”

Steph Vincent (No Photo): “Helen: to experience her awesomeness!”

So to tally it up: John Schuit has 3 1/3 votes.
Mark has 2
Tim Grace has 2.
Helen has 2.

So the general consensus would indeed be the great John Schuit and if this reporter were asked the same question, he would say Brett Andrews, for his experience in youth ministry and to have a friend who works for TSN.

Jason Bowes: Home Alone because I memorized about 90% of the movie when I was two

Dan Hines: Christmas Story because I want the Red Rider BB Gun.

Stephanie Vincent: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown

Matt “Megatron” Gates wished not to be photographed, so here’s a picture of Megatron from
the transformers cartoon: I don’t like Xmas stuff

Melissa Goodridge: Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer (really! It’s a show)

Jessie Golem: Charlie Brown, does he even need a reason?

Christie Heemskerk: Rudolph

Marilyn Girimonte: Xmas story

Katelyn Mast: Miracle on 34th Street

Sarah Robertshaw: Bing Crosby’s Holiday Inn

Mike Wilson: It’s a Wonderful Life

Me: Disney’s version of A Christmas Carol is a childhood classic I loved to watch every year.

Because often the old school Disney cartoons would follow. My favourite being Chip and Dale’s Xmas

Voice on the Street
Mike Wilson: “I’d love to have wings so I can fly because it’s a physical attribute and it would look really cool.”

Nathan Bells: “You mean like one I don’t already have? That doesn’t leave many options.”

Sarah Robertshaw: “Telepathy”

Ange Gazley: “Trampoline feet”

Kristy Rizema (who wished not to have photo taken… so here’s an upset Maple Leafs fan): “I don’t need superpowers, I just like being me.”

Amanda Doyle: “I’d love to be invisible and fly” (Fretz thinks both at the same time would be cool)

Wesley Hague: “Time travel”

Isaiah Boronka: “The ability to make everyone pity me. No villain will ever harm me.”

Nathan Reimer: “Teleportation”

Now as I reflect over this in my dorm, I had an epiphany: I have never seen the interviewer answer their own question! So now, I break that tradition by saying one simple word: “SYLAR! (because of his ability to steal, absorb and utilize other super powers)”

-James Fretz

Katelyn:
“First two weeks have been amazing, stressful, filled with happy and sad moments and pretty much every emotion in between.”

Kate Pries:
“The showers don’t get cold when someone flushes the toiler-or hot!”

Tessa Eisen
“The laundry is really expensive, it sucks having no internet. The classes are really long. But man, the vegetables are tasty and the people are stellar!”

Jesse Klassen
“EBC is a lot of fun. There is always stuff to do. I like everything except Tessa Eisen’s negativity (Just kidding). As a commuter it is easy to be involved with the activities that go on.”

Daniel Dorsey
“Good!”

Brittany Simpson
“Interesting… I love the people, I love the freedom of being on my own, and I surprisingly really like Old Testament.”

Jeff Hopkins
“It’s Overrrrrrrr!”

James (Fretzy) Fretz
“Turn left here…. No Wait…”

Robbie Oleniuk?
“School is good, school work is bad.”

Braeden Burrows
“Meh.”

Tabitha Rozeluk
“I got my ring by spring!”

Brandon Meyers
“That’s not key lime pie!”

Matt Gates
“Too many ninjas, too many pirates, not enough zombies…P-Awesome.”

Erica Woodford
“I wish it would stop snowing.”

Donna Welch
“My Mohawk got me a boyfriend.”

Alex Barry
“I remember the time Dan Hines sat on my lap.”

Jesse Gollum
“It’s over? NOOOOOOOOOO!” (Falls to floor screaming)

Jamie Clellend
“Pork chop sandwiches!”

Dan Hines
“Sloooow Dowwwwn.”

Jason Edgar
“There’s a potato under my chicken.”

Jason Bowes
“OH NO, OH NO, OH NO…OH NO YOU DIDN’T!”

Jeff Hopkins – Ninjas

James Fretz – Ninjas

Stephanie Vanspronson – Ninjas

Jason Bowes – Ninjas

Julie Ann Wideman – Pirates

Erica Woodford – Ninjas

Mike Wilson – Ninjas

Brandon Meyers – Both

James Giles – Ninjas

Tim Stanley – Pirates

Tim Johnston – Ninjas

James Moore – Ninjas (Because pirates with thier peg legs can’t keep up)

Curtis Robb – Ninjas

Kat – Pirates

Tina Moore – Ninjas

Dan Weber – Ninjas

Sara Erb – Pirates

Tiffany Fehr – Pirates

Graham Sweet – Ninjas

Anna Hobden – Ninjas

Wesley Hauge – Ninjas

Dan Hines – Ninjas

Braeden Burrows – Pirates

Stephanie Vincent – Pirate-Ninjas

Christie Heemskirk – Ninjas

Joed Dominique – Ninjas

Alex Barry – Pirate-Ninjas

Tim Grace – Niether, I choose monkeys

Jason Edgar – “To say Ninjas, would mean all of my things would be stolen by Pirates, to say Pirates would mean that I would be killed by Ninjas.”

Jeff Hopkins
F.F.P. – Liam Hill

David Dunn
I am not going to bury my son, my son is going to bury me. – Denzel Washington in John Q

Nathan Bells
I will not participate, I have no good quotes. – James Fretz

Tabitha Rozeluk
I want you to be my wife, will you do me that honour? – Jason Edgar

Tiffany Martin [editors note: Tiffany has asked not to appear in this publication, so here is a picture of Braedon Burrows]
Sham-Wow! – Mike Wilson

Sarah Robertshaw [editors note: Sarah has asked not to appear in this publication, so here is a picture of Mike Wilson]
The Eiffel Tower is in India… right? – Heather Capeling

Tim Stanley
Screw Hollywood, make your own movies. – some kid on a bike

Braedon Burrows
It’s called Gleeking. – Nathan Bells

Stephanie Vincent
It’s hard to wear pants on your face. – Mat Snyder

Kyle Wijnands
I think therefore I am. – Descartes

Mat Snyder
All that is required for evil to prevail is for good people to do nothing. – Edmund Burke

Joed Dominique
The best way to avoid the things we shouldn’t do, is to focus on the things we should do. – Joed Dominique

Dan Hines

Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam.
Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam.
He’s got a helmet on and he’s wearing overalls and don’t that lady look surprised.
Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Chimpanzee riding on a Segway, Chimpanzee riding on a Segway,

Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam.
Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam.
Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam. – Youtube

James Fretz
Sorry your princess is in another castle.

Mike Wilson
Sham-WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Winger
Moustaches are sexy.

Braeden Burrows
Nothing.

Jeff Hopkins
These aren’t the droids you are looking for.

Sarah Robertshaw (looks like BBQ chips)
Love is overrated. I don’t mean that.

Dan Weber
Wow that’s a beautiful question.

Matt Gates
Release the hounds.

Amanda Doyle
Jesus loves me.

Kristy Rinzema
Just Splendid.

Matt Forsythe
Eat me.

Jeremy Hewitt
Spice up your day with me.

Bob Edwards
Jesus loves You.

Erica Woodford
Song of Songs 8:4.

Jason Bowes
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

-By Matthew Vandervoet

Jeff Hopkins –
G.waffles
O.waffles
D.waffles

 
James (Fretzy) Fretz -
G.et
O.ut
D.a God box

Jason Edgar –
G.reat
O.mniscient
D.ieity

Curtis Robb –
G.argantuan
O.mnipresent
D.ieity

Kyle Wijnands –
G.iver
O.f
D.irection