Voice on the Street
Since the Olympics have come and gone, I decided to ask the student body: If you were to invent a new Olympic sport, what would it be and who would win gold?
Ben Cain: Bear Blasting. Gold: power-thirsty guys
Curtis Robb: Fishing. Gold: Bob Izumi
Tina Moore: Best looking person award. Gold: Me, Tina Moore.
Dan Dorsey: skydiving Gold: Sidney Crosby
Steve Vincent: Longboarding. Gold: Dan Hines… (Curtis: Winger)
Dan Wallace: skateboarding x games don’t count (since he did not answer my second question, I will assume Tony Hawk gets the gold)
Tessa: Taco Eating (Since Tessa did not know who would get gold, Curtis decided to step in again and answer: Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite).
In this writer’s opinion, I would have to agree with Curtis’ idea of fishing. However, the gold would go to Darryl Choronzey of the TV show Gone Fishin’.
James Fretz














