Album Review: Sloan—Between the Bridges

Rock ‘n’ roll is not dead. While today’s music often reflects the narcissism of our culture, where one thinks he/she is entitled to anything or anyone they want then complain about how awful life is when they get it, then complain again when they lose it, then complain about how badly they want it back! Or it could be the flip opposite, where one expresses how magnificent their life is because of some guy/girl or thing (like drugs & alcohol)—it’s nice to find some good ol’ rock and roll that actually expresses non-emo and non-gangsta emotions. Sloan’s style of rock is the type that expresses simple joy in life. This album is actually fun. It’s the type of album you would listen to while on a road trip out with friends. Each song says “Sit back and enjoy life. Smile.” While the music doesn’t contain any fancy electronica sounds or Guitar Hero solos, they still manage to combine catchy sounds with a good ol’ guitar/drums/synthesizer/bass/vocal combo. The vocals remind one of the harmony of the 60s. The album is also designed so that the entire album is a medley. Each song goes right into the next song. Sloan has been keeping rock ‘n’ roll alive for a while now, so enjoy.

Jesse Goulet

Campus Center

Hey everyone! After a recent study of the Campus Center and how it works I have finally found a pattern in the way people sit together! Now, I’m not talking about just cliques and social circles. I’m not talking about isolating the smelly kids on campus. No, this is much more exciting than that! Last semester, I had a hunch so I scratched it and it went away. Seriously though, I had a though that maybe just maybe there were three kinds of people in this school: the table starters, fillers and finishers.

The table starters are a unique bunch. Without much effort, they grab their trays and choose a table to sit at. Once seated, a bunch of people naturally gravitate towards the table and start up conversations (a.k.a. the fillers). A word of caution for people who think they’re table starters: NOT EVERYONE is a table starter.
If you notice that you’ve started a table and no-one is sitting with you it’s not because you smell, okay, it might be but it’s more likely that it’s because you’re not a natural starter.

The table fillers are a cool group. They fill up the tables that the starters have started and usually begin conversations. They’re usually the social energizers of the group. Yeah, that’s right I said energizers just like Bob Edwards! Anyway, they’re the ones that get that party started!

The table finishers are an interesting bunch. They are the ones who are usually the last ones to sit down. There are three types of finishers: the flighty finisher, the fancy finisher and the finisher finisher (couldn’t think of another “f” word). The flighty finisher is the last person to sit at a table, but the first person to finish their food. The fancy finisher is the finisher who is at the table until everyone leaves then they become starters because people come to sit with them. The finisher finisher is the finisher who sits by him/herself because literally, they are the last person sitting all alone in the Campus Center and they’re the last people to eat.

It is important to remember that everyone has a role in the table settings. And whether or not you realise it now one day an epiphany will hit you in the face just as it hit me and you’ll realise your role in the Campus Center… “ouch”. Well, that’s my rant of the day. Now it’s time for my daily homework rampage. I wish you all an awesome Easter!

Christie Heemskerk

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T.V. Show Review: Naruto

By Wesley Hague

Plot:
The plotline starts of with a creature known as the Nine Tail Fox, which is a demon in Japaness mythology attacks the “Village Hidden in the Leaves” to save the village. The Fourth Hokogae (Ruler, and strongest ninja) of the village sacrifices himself to steal the Nine Tail Fox inside a young boy. Unfortunately for the young boy, he gets stigmatized because of it and is generally treated as a cast-out as he grows up. That boy is Naruto.
Years later regardless of peoples opinion of him, Naruto is training to become a Ninja, and one day he wants to become the “Fifth Hokogae” Yet Naruto lacks a lot of the natural talent of his peers, and top of that he is constantly acting out to get attention. Yet despite everyone under estimation of him, Naruto is quite resourceful and hard working.

Cons:
The Japanese origins of this T.V. show are quite apparent. It contains a lot of “mysticism” talk of Chalkra and Chi and on top of that Naruto is later taught to use the “power” from the creature trapped inside him, which can be consider wrong. The humor can be considered crude at times, and for some episodes that humor can be taken a little to far and false way out of good taste. Some of the bad guys depicted in the show are quite evil and violent, yet for the most part these things are not shown. There is also quite a bit of combat.

Pros:
The show is chalked full of positive messages, as Naruto is constantly the underdog, being matched against opponents with a lot of natural talent, and inherited abilities. Yet Naruto trains himself hard, some of his worst skills because his strongest talents. He show a determination that only serves to inspire others who also would be consider out-casts.
Team work is also stressed, as Naruto and two others are assigned to a team together, and while Naruto still maintains a rivalry with some of them, he learns to work together with them and even the rivalry sparks that drive to do better and work harder.
Later in the seasons, they also address the issue of redemption which has former bad guys turning good.

Overview:
If you get exited at the idea of “Ninja Combat” and like Anime, well then this show might be for you. Once you get passed the sometimes annoying humor and you are comfortable with watching a show that has a lot to do with a lot of foreign mythology then Naruto could be an interested show.
I firmly believe that while it does have it share of negative elements, the messages that the show is lace with more than make up for the negative aspects of it. With the positive messages in this show I highly recommend this show, even for a Teenage audience if they are even remotely interested in it.

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