Fretzy’s Funniest Story
My funniest story at EBC: Most of you would know this story. In my first year I became good friends with Brandon Meyers. One day I decided to hide his Ottawa Senators hat in the freezer (because the Sens suck!!). He was quite upset and said “Fretz! You are a catalyst! I will get you for this!” I made the mistake of underestimating Brandon. The following day, I returned from class to drop off my stuff and go to Shopper’s. Brandon passed me on the way and he asked me how long I would be gone for. I suspected something, but went on. Upon my return I was greeted with something shocking. My door was locked, posters and pictures taken off my door. All that remained was a note with an EBC watermark: Dear Mr. Fretz, I regret to inform you that you have been evicted from Emmanuel Bible College due to pranking and fraud. You have 48 hours to pack and leave. Sincerely, Student Life. My across-the-hall-neighbor at the time, Nolan (aka Noley) told me some old guy dropped it off. I was dumbfounded! Devastated! I walked into the campus center with an empty look on my face.
Brandon was smiling from ear to ear as usual; I asked him if he knew something, he didn’t. I still needed to get into my room, so I asked former RA Drew Peterson for my key. He said “uhhhh… It’s a fine if you use RA keys….. (I could tell he was lying… I smelt a rat!) Finally, Brandon confessed and I learned to never mess with him again.
James Fretz
