For those of you who are unaware, Mike Salvatore writes a regular gossip column. He chooses a variety of people from around campus and creates ludicrous gossip stories about them (with their permission of course!). With any luck, you’ll get a chance to be gossiped about sometime this year!

Mike’s Gossip Column
Mike Salvatore

A little birdie told me…

Chris Rutledge was a surgeon once. He lost his license back in the 90s after he embarked on a caffeine-induced “Frankenstein-esque” experiment where he successfully replaced someone’s blood with smushed bananas. Chris was under the impression that he could create a “bananaperson” with special banana super-powers. He was wrong. Thankfully, the patient can live a normal life now…but she needs a banana transfusion once in a while.

Have you noticed that Tim Grace works for EBC now? Watch out, the Tim Grace Place is coming.

Dianne Cunningham wrote Hebrews. Dianne and Paul met in Corinth back in the 70s when she invented a time machine. She altered history as we know it.

Marjorie Hopkins is bananaperson.

If you can’t get enough of Hugh Hill in the library, you can listen to him and his “rhymez” late on Saturday nights on CBC radio. He runs a freestyle rap hour, and he goes by “mixmasta huey Q”.