A warm hello from your student council president.

Whilst listening to angelic jazz in a disco ball lit room, I will try to articulate my thoughts through eloquent oral communication with the help of Microsoft word thesaurus. Now, this little ditty may not be as smooth-spoken as the respectable editor of this tremendous paper, but I would like to assure you that I will hold your attention none the less.

It has come to my attention that we have a remarkably wonderful student body this year, and suffice it to say that I am substantially gladdened to be your student council president. There are a number of fresh and appealing events in the making for your enjoyment. Those part of the making, the council, is comprised of astounding leaders that are eager to assist you in many ways.

Once again I would care to constitute crystallizingly that we are here to help. If you have any queries or heckles do not hesitate to inform us of them. Blessings to all and may you always press on significantly in your kinship with Christ.

Your Unhostile Student Council President,
Brandon Meyers

As the Almighty in Power intertwines His supreme will through us, look to Him for counsel.