Voice on the Street on the Lack of Voice on the Street
Dear students of Emmanuel Bible College. There is a terrible occurrence of which I did not wish to inform you, but I fear there is no choice. Mike Salvatore, who is so anti-committal he will not join a committee he regularly attends, and so irresponsible he cannot hand in his own work, was in fact, late in his completion of Voice on the Street. In normal circumstances, a late submission is rejected for the issue, but, knowing that Voice on the Street is one of our big features, I decided to post it late. Mr. Salvatore’s not completing his assignments grieves me, and should not be a reflection of anyone’s negligence or silliness but his. However, freedom of the press allows me to allow him to speak his peace, here’s Voice on the Street.
Jordan Vetro
by: Mike Salvatore
Voice on the Street didn’t get published yesterday (on Monday) like it should have been. A responsible editor would have made sure it didn’t happen, right? I took this question to the streets to see what you, the students at EBC think about this most pressing of issues:
Jordan Vetro didn’t publish Voice on the Street yesterday. How did that make you feel?
Jeff Thiessen
I checked to find that it was there and it wasn’t there and it wasn’t there. I feel betrayed.
Charlie Knight
Almost AS outraged as a $1.50 chocolate milk
Dan Sage
I personally do not blame Jordan for not publishing Voice on the Street because I’m sure it’s the incompetence of the person who is responsible for writing Voice on the Street that we have to blame.
Jen Sills
I don’t know what voice on the street is.
John Matthew Lehman Hulk Goodwin
Voice on the Street…? I am fairly unaware of the Voice on the Street. Therefore, I remained mostly unmoved and indifferent by Jordan Vertro’s lack of publication initiative.
Dan Cook
I didn’t even know the voice was published.
Mike Sanders
To be totally honest I don’t read the EBC newsletter, therefore I am indifferent. But for the people who do read the voice, I hope that Jordan makes himself a bath that is too hot so he literally boils in his own stew.
Jason Edgar
WHAT? Really? How does it make me feel? I feel offended that not only was our voice not heard, but the best section of the voice was missing.
Rachel Neumeister
It is not Jordan Vetro’s fault that Mike Salvatore did not get his voice on the street submitted on time.









