Archive for November, 2006

Issue V

The Voice: Mission Statement
To provide a common medium by which the Emmanuel Bible College community can come together in their diversity to be encouraged, entertained and informed, as well as to express their unique talents and concerns.

A Note from the Editor:
This is the farewell issue to Blogger! The Publications Committee has been working long and hard on setting up the Voice’s own domain. The next issue (which is the last one before Christmas) will be the debut of our new website (URL to be announced). Stay tuned for details!
I want to take this opportunity to thank my committee and those who have contributed regularly to the Voice. Those of you who have been working behind the scenes perhaps do not get much recognition, but your work is greatly appreciated. Thanks to Trevor Creech and Brian Blake for working so hard on setting up our new domain.

Crunch time is upon us. All the major papers, tests and exams seem to pile up all at once. Other than the usual suggestions of time management, proper sleep and relaxation time, here is another thing to keep in mind:
“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men.” Colossians 3:23
God has put us all here for a reason. Remember that these papers are not necessarily for a grade, a certificate or a degree, but to mold and shape us into the person God wants us to be in order to further serve and benefit the Kingdom.

Upcoming Events and Important Dates:
- November 24th @ 7:30PM: Gifts for A King Christmas Production – come support the EBC students who have spent many hours preparing! The event will take place in the chapel.
- November 29th: Operation Christmas Child – Talk to Josh McClement for details
- December 8th: Christmas Banquet: Masquerade – Talk to Angel Taylor for details
- January 19 @ 7PM: Aloha – Will take place at Grandview. Come with your Hawaiian spirit!
- March 17: GO MAD – Service Fundraiser – Register your teams of 5-8 people before Christmas to get your pledge forms.

Included in this Issue:
Tangle at Tyndale – Simon Boucher
Missions Week – Katelyn Unger
RA Leadership – The Lone Ranger
Devotional – The Church as One – Stephen Weber
Spotlight: Gillian Jarnick
Ask Queen B – Brittany Rice
Global Perspective – Muslim Relations – Stefanie Parsons
Commentary:
Gossip Response – PJ Wong
Injustice – Part 2 of 3 – Curtis Healy
Poetry:
Deafness – Julie-Anne Wideman
Words Undone – Wesley Hague
Reviews:
A Taste of Vietnam – Mike Salvatore
Five Movie Reviews – Jordan Vetro
Photo Gallery
Voice on the Street – Tattoos and Piercings – Jordan Vetro

EBC Campus as of November 20 – cold and dreary
Next to come: snow!

Campus on November 20

Campus on November 20

The Tangle at Tyndale

EBC prostars begin to find their stride
by: Simon “the Bulldog” Boucher

They walked from the dressing room to the court like a boy who’s saved his last dance for the kindhearted but older cheerleader who had brought him to the spring fling but spent the entire time talking with her friends. (“oh baby, oh baby” – Dave King).

Dave ‘the hit man hart’ ran the first game with a laid back ten points, backing the team with leadership both on and off the court. An excellent effort was given by newcomers Brian Blake, Jun Chen and David Millerd who began to carve their niche in the EBC wall of fame and respect. Brian began the tournament dropping several three point shots and showing that he, in the words of coaching staff, ‘has all the markings of being one of the leagues top defensive players’. Jun Chen showed quick hands on defense and an eye for open passing lanes, and David Millerd showed good potential as a strong rebounder and an all around encouraging attitude before and after the game.
Reigning team MVP Ryan McNamara reminded us all of why he is one of the leagues best centers by holding things down in smooth and cool fashion on both offense and defense.
For the girls, it was just Taryn Wiley standing in the gap for the everything-on-the-court-you-better-bring-it redheads. With the brains of a veteran and the elbows to knock some teeth out, she dominated with enough heart to launch the lindenberg and put Amelia Earhart half way across the Atlantic. (I know, but I thought it had a nice ring to it.)

The team worked well as a team and no matter what the outcome, will be able to bring gain experience from this (now a few weekends ago). ‘Dance with the one that brought you,’ the saying goes and if this team holds to their course of growth and commitment we can hope for more than one decent game to come.

A wise man only goes home after the coffee’s made and the cigars are lit. – Dave King

Missions Week

by: Katelyn Unger

During missions week (Nov 6-10), we saw a variety of organizations and people from all over the world. For those of you that weren’t there, I’ll give you a quick overview:
Monday – Lisa Keller from Arab World Ministries
Tuesday – Graydon Colville from Global Recordings
Thursday – Marilyn Meyers from Mercy Ships
Friday – Anita Boles, Ben Ahrens and Stefanie Parsons from EBC

It was a very colorful week of chapels. There were flags, pictures, costumes, and many interesting people. I hope you all got a chance to look at the tables that were set up around the room. They all offered incredible experiences and some even had candy. There was a table with different kinds of Bibles, books and devotionals.
The speakers all had amazing testimonies, and were great to listen to. I pray that you all found your heart wanting to reach others around you.
Thanks to everybody who participated, and helped in worship and decorating. A special thanks to those who managed to bring out different parts of their lives through pictures, stories and objects from different countries.

RA Leadership

by: The Lone Ranger

It’s the life I always wanted. Really being an RA is everything I wanted. It has it all, it is the leader’s dream. Think about it, you stand at the front of the people of your floor and lead them in being people of God. Not only this, you lead them in being obedient and an essential part of this community. It’s kind of like a being a cop in their city, but not really, kind of like being a manager in their factory, but not really. Or, in other words it’s like being a general in an army leading your troop to a victory, but not really. Being an RA means holding a lot of responsibilities but at the same time allowing to be free from responsibilities because there is freedom in obedience.
Maybe defining the role is too difficult because each person can handle any situation that comes up in his or her own way and still have a positive outcome. Some will lead like a cop, manager, or general but the focus is not on how you lead but how you follow. This is confusing yet revealing at the same time; allow me to explain.
When we follow Jesus we are really learning how to lead. What I mean by this is, when you are apprenticing under a master you learn how to be a master. Similarly when you follow Jesus you learn how to lead. Not only this, but you also learn how to follow. This is important because when you know how to follow, you learn how to have a mind of the people that are under your leadership because likewise you are under the leadership of Jesus. It works both ways. So when it comes right down to it, an RA has to be a follower and a leader at all times. Almost like how Jesus came to serve but also lead at the same time.
So as an RA, I must serve the people on the floor and also lead them collectively. This is called Servant Leadership. Many books have been written on this style of leadership. And it is the most productive and helpful in drawing people closer to God. Do you know why? Servant Leadership is based off of Jesus’ methods. If you read the gospels you will begin to see that Jesus very regularly serves his disciples. Some examples include washing their feet, feeding them, and ultimately taking humanity’s place on the cross; these are all examples of serving.
Now serving and following are different in some aspects, but for this article, assume they are the same thing. John C. Maxwell, is in my opinion the best, I mean the leading expert in leadership principles and methods. I have read a few of his books and they are so helpful in giving me guidance in leading. I tell you this because Maxwell writes that one must follow before he/she is to lead. Let me tell you right now that if you forget everything about this article remember this, one must follow before he/she is to lead. Authors commonly state something twice to emphasize a point, but because I am so bent on you remember this one point I want you to read it one more time. One must follow before he/she is to lead. Thank you for your participation.
Now that you know the purpose of why I wrote this article there is some small print that you need to know if you are to apply this principle. You will suffer because you will have to deny what you want. You will have to move forward when you feel like giving up. And you will have to set an example every minute of every day. In all honesty, it’s like walking the Christian faith, but with a more focused intention on serving and leading instead of just living. But if any one is capable of giving you the strength to complete this mission, it’s Jesus. If you are focused on following Jesus and have a desire to lead others, you’re all set. When you start this journey, dig your heals in and walk boldly with every step. Care deeply for others, dream passionate thoughts, crave your mission’s completion, and fill your nostrils with the aroma of Jesus’ sweat as you trudge this rocky road of life side by side like an apprentice with his/her master.

Caption Contest

There are two winners for last week’s caption contest of Ryan McNamera playing basketball.
“R-Mac ate something a little fishy before the game.” — John Hammill
“No one should mess with EBC or I’ll step on you!” — David Millerd

This week’s picture is…

Let’s see your creativity!
If you have a funny photo you would like to see featured as the Caption Contest, please feel free to share it!
Send your captions and/or submissions to voiceofebc@gmail.com or Rachel Neumeister Box 139.

Gillian Jarnick

NAME: Gillian Jarnick
POSITION: Administrative Officer
HOMETOWN: Kitchener, Ontario
CURRENTLY RESIDES: At home with my parents
HOME CHURCH: The Meeting House Tricities
FAMILY: My mom, my dad and me. My fiancé Tom will be family soon!
PETS: Penny and Sushi (my parents’ cats), Maddie (Tom’s kitten), and Piglet (my fish)
HOW DID YOU GET TO EBC: I realized that I wanted to go into ministry and God pointed me in the direction of EBC
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND: High school in Oakville, Redeemer University College for one semester and now EBC
FAVORITE MOVIE AND WHY: Jillian Jiggs and Her Wonderful Pigs because she’s so creative and she shares my name (just spelled differently!)
FAVORITE FOOD: French toast
FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE: Acts 2:42-47
MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON AND WHY: My mom because she shows everyone the love of Jesus through her caring and compassion
FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER AND WHY: Piglet from Winnie the Pooh because he’s adorable!
DREAM VACATION: Disney World (with no waiting lines)
COURSE YOU WOULD LOVE TO TEACH OR TAKE AT EBC AND WHY: Wedding Planning 101
IF YOU COULD CHANGE PLACES WITH ANYONE FOR A DAY AT EBC, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? Erin Morley because I’d like to see what it’s like to be a million people at once
A QUOTE FOR THE MASSES: “Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady with for the loved person’s ultimate good as far as it can be obtained” –C.S. Lewis

Warder Antics Cartoon

by: Mike Sanders

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Photo Contest

There have been no new photo contest submissions in the last two weeks! Any student or staff/faculty of EBC is welcome to submit photos for any of the following categories: Nature, People or Humour (Photoshop).

Photo submissions are due by Friday December 1st and the winning photos will be published in the December 4th issue.

Submissions should be emailed to voiceofebc@gmail.com or given to Rachel Neumeister (Box 139).

Balance

Dear Queen B
What’s the best way to balance school, work, social life and
spiritual walk?
From Unclinically Insane

Dear Unclinically Insane
I know this answer is going to reveal a lot about my obsessed personality,
but hopefully you can pull something useful from it for yourself.
At the beginning of each semester, I sit down and map out my average week. So I make a chart that has all the days across the top and then times from 7:30AM to 11PM. Then I fill it in with everything that I have to do: classes, co-op, work, care group, chapel, council duties and so on. I then sit back and look at it and try to figure out where I can fit in my homework time, devotional time, fun time, and relaxing time. I then put that on the chart.
Also at the beginning of the semester, I map out all of my assignments in my planner. That’s right, I put in all the due dates and reading assignments. I work from there and make a date as to when I should start researching, when I want to have a draft done, and when a final copy should be finished.
The third thing I do each week is make a list of all the school work and non-school work that I need to get done. And as I get those items completed, I take great joy in crossing them off. I know this might sound scary for some; this level of organization is not always easy for all. But even if you can take a portion of it, or develop a system for yourself you will find your time here much less stressful.
I just want to touch on the relaxing portion. I have found for myself that I am terrible at taking time out to relax. If I ever do, I feel guilty because I know there are other things that need to be done. So this is where all that pre-planning comes in. I can plan my week and semester so that I am not behind or running late. So I can take all of Sunday off to relax and enjoy. Mind you this is still not the easiest thing to do, and I often cheat, but it is worth a try each week.
I hope this helps, and don’t forget while you are working on all your papers that the editing service is available every day in the library. Just sign up for a time slot!
Sincerely,
Queen B

Movie Reviews

by: Jordan Vetro

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
A Jewish Actor plays a Kazakhstan Reporter in America. Where does he find himself? On very dangerous ground.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan tells the story of a Kazakhstan news reporter who is sent to America to document the ways Americans live so that Kazakhstan can become more modern and sophisticated. On his trip, he insults a great many American minorities, botches a live interview on an American film channel, makes a mockery of a Texas rodeo and falls in love with the woman he plans to marry: Pamela Anderson. These are only a few of Borat’s misadventures.
The general consensus on Borat, among most reviewers of note is that no other film of this sort has ever been made before. The brand of style and comedy has never been seen before. The film is thoroughly obnoxious and yet surprisingly politically relevant. Borat is not just a collection of crude humor thrown out into the wind to make a depraved generation giggle. The film has a purpose. Where Michael Moore will create a documentary with the purpose of going out into society to show Americans that the word is not quite right, Sacha Baron Cohen creates a mock-umentary so that he can go out into society and get people to tell him how dumb they are. Sometimes he takes this idea much too far; despite that it makes the film very interesting.
This is not the only form of humor one can find in the film. There are petty jokes, witty one-liners, silly puns and smart quips. However, this film goes much too far in some of its humor. The picture is far too crude for me to consciously recommend it to anyone. While it mocks American political culture, it also gets very crude and very crass in its attack of Americans in general. The film is littered with rude and insulting humor that had many of the people in the audience fidgeting. I must also concede that the opinions of the film push the boundaries in some cases to places where Christians should not be prepared to go. While I can agree with the film’s view that many American ideas are quite preposterous, Borat has insulted people groups and ethnicities who feel that the film is a very low blow to their societies. This is something we as Christians should not be able to relate to.
Ironically, there is only one issue that I feel the film handled with some (if not complete) sensitivity, and that is Borat’s run in with a charismatic church and his ’salvation.’ In a fit of remorse, Borat enters an intensely charismatic church and gets slain in the spirit by the church leaders. He makes a great many Christian friends and takes the religion back to his country. While the film does slander the faith on a few cases, it is the only issue that seems to be given some sensitivity.
While there are points of the film that interested me very much, again I must give a warning. Borat ’s wit and political relevance are not worth the time one will spend witnessing some of the most debasing and crude humor presented on screen in quite a while. The discomfort one feels far overrules most enjoyment, and the film’s benefits are lost amidst a sea of controversial vulgarity.

Stranger Than Fiction

Stranger than Fiction is the story of a writer and an agent of the internal revenue service. Karen Eiffel (Emma Thompson) is a successful writer living in New York who has a bit of a problem writing her latest book. She doesn’t know how to kill Harold Crick (Will Ferrell). Little does she know that Harold Crick is alive and currently residing in the city, and what’s more, he can hear her narrating his life, and he knows she wants to kill him. The story twists and turns about in a smart comedic fashion. It has a lot of heart, and an excellent ensemble that is just too likable to produce a poor film.
I very much enjoyed Stranger than Fiction. Will Ferrell, a man who has lately become infamous for a brand of comedy that is rarely enjoyed by anyone born before the 80s, pulls off a performance which we have never seen him give before. He is witty and dramatic and the film is proof that he may have a career when the youth of North America have moved past his brand of comedy. Actors like Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman, veterans in the acting field, bring a level of real class to the film and give it style.
While the film might come off as dry to some, there is very little I can say against it stylistically.
As a Christian, there are a few things to note about the film. It is certainly a secular film. It celebrates the beauty of a relationship out of wedlock and, although there is no nudity or direct sexual content, there are some scenes which have the ability to make people grossly uncomfortable. But this issue I leave to you.
I enjoyed Stranger than Fiction, and found it light and compelling. Again I leave it up to you whether or not it is worth your ticket to find this out for yourself.

The Prestige

Robert Angier (Hugh Jackman) and Alfred Borden (Christian Bail) have a problem. Both want to become the greatest magician and possibly performer that London has ever seen, and they hate each other. When Angier’s wife is killed, possibly due to the negligence of Borden during a trick performed while they were both magician’s aids, a brutal rivalry begins between one magician who recognizes the power of the performance and one who understands the complexity of a good trick.
The film is an intelligent thriller; while it is not intensely frightening, it does do an excellent job of gripping an audience. It is fact; it jumps through time and space and is quite possibly the best film I have seen this year. I was gripped by the excellent characters and brilliant story, co-written and directed by Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins) who brings the same powerful and stylistic performance to The Prestige.
And do not fear all you who agree that witchcraft has been taken far too lightly in our society. While the film does present some twisted science and dark secrets, the film is about real life magicians. These are illusionists not warlocks. However, with this information in mind, do not think you will not be surprised.
I give my full recommendation to anyone with the stomach for a wild ride to see The Prestige. It is a very gratifying film and an excellent performance given by the actors, the director and the entire stylistic crew.

The Departed

The Boston Mob has moles, the police force has moles. The Departed is a twisted gun-slinging thrill ride which tells the story of enough moles to fill a borough as deep as the pacific. There is no one who can be trusted.
The Departed is an exceptionally well done film from the mind of Action Master Martin Scorsese. The cast includes heavy hitters like Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Whalburg and the King of cruel comedy Mr. Jack Nicholson.
The film is dangerous though. I will not get into the Christian politics of gun violence, but I will say that those who do not enjoy the sight of blood need not apply. The language is not for the weak hearted and the twitted conspiracy theories give a twisted look at modern law men. This is not an overly new idea. However, it has been hailed as the best presentation of this sort of genre in possibly a decade.
I am not here to offend. I will say I have heard many views on how we as Christians should approach the action genre and I will leave that question to you. The Departed is a very well made, but dangerous film and considered one of the masterpieces of its director. I enjoyed the film but again, the choice is yours.

Man of the Year

America’s Presidents are not acting as they should. They have forsaken the American ideals and sacrificed their morals for party votes. And there’s only one group of moral leaders who are still willing to stand up to them: the comedians, the truest men in media. (I’m being a little bit sarcastic here, but that is the basis for Man of the Year.)
Comedian Tom Dobbs (Robin Williams) is the only one left in America who’s still telling the truth. So why doesn’t he become President? That’s why one of his audience members poses the question ‘Why don’t you run for President?’ So as a political statement, that’s just what comedian Tom Dobbs does. And don’t you know it, he wins.
Man of the Year is the story of what would happen if something that never should have happened happened. A comedian is the President elect (the man waiting for the president to finish his term because he has been elected to start the next one) and all of Washington is in an uproar along with one computer engineer who believes the new computer voting system used for the latest election has a glitch (Laura Linney), and she’s in trouble too.
Man of the year is a very enjoyable film. From the star and director of Good Morning Vietnam comes the latest in political controversy. It is no monumental achievement. I did leave the theater somewhat let down. But the film is funny, and intense in its own way. It is more than just a comedy.
The film is not explicit or dangerous to a Christian in any way. This in mind, Robin Williams remains one of the crudest men in Hollywood and we must be on our guard. All in all, it is not the best I have seen from actors or director, but I did enjoy Man of the Year. It has a lot of political insight as well as comedic value, and worth the price of admission.